Keeeeeeffffffffffeeeeeeeeee Yayayayay? Or boo? Ugh Yay! March 4 March 5 March 7 March 8 March 9 March 11 March 12 March 13 March 14
I can’t decide if this book is a good thing or a bad thing I just want the next installment but…
KEEFE!
253 days I’m pretty sure
251 days 11 hours 12 mins and 56 secs till Nov 12th!
249!!! Once we get through the forty’s then it’s thirty and twenty and ten and then hundred and we start all over!and it’s way to long and I can’t wait but I’m also worried it’s going to be all depressing but it’s Keefe so it should be amazing right?! But even if it is it will be ok cause we get to see how he feels about Sophie and find out more about his abilities and it will be good and I just really really really really really really really really really really want book ten to come out it’s time I don’t want another two year wait and if it is it had better be worth it and im bored so byeeee
248 I wonder if we’ll get some good human characters… and like if she makes a big deal about them like Keefe promising to see them the next day or something i mean if that does happen I’m gonna assume that that means that at the end of the series humans will know about elves or at least a few will… idk I really need this book so I can stop speculating and agonizing…
247
245 maybe it’s the whole counting down thing but I feel like the days are crawling by REALLY slowly…
244 this is super random but even tho we’re kinda getting an extra book at least it starts with UN see told you it was random but from now on if Shannon breaks that streak imma be so mad cause we unlocked and unraveled and if that changes… I like when book titles have like themes and it makes that much madder when they start a theme and don’t keep it up
243 days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days left why does writing take so long?!?!?! She does this for a living why hasn’t she gotten faster?!??!!!!!!! Arg
2 weeks!!
Sry I meant 242 days. Did I at least give you a burst of excitement?! Cause we need all the excitement we can get while Shannon is still acting sloth like… *sighhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
March 15
241 I want a pet imp
March 16
240!!!! Yay. How. Are we expected to bear this? But eeeeeeeeeeeeee I’m so excited! I can’t decide if I should preorder I want to do I prbly will but idk….
March 17
239 outta of the forties! Now im REALLY excited for when we’re out of the two hundreds and into the double digits
March 18
238 I want to make mallowmelt!!! And I really want some lushberry juice even tho it’s snowing and it’s really a summer drink
March 19
237 I’ve been taking kotlc quizzes all day lol
March 20
236 I’ve decided there’s not point in complaining about how impossibly ridiculously long this is taking because all it’s doing is making me feel better so I’m no longer going to talk about how Shannon messenger really needs to step up her game or how the process is crazy or how much I want to smack her until she gives the manuscript. You know, now that I think about it, I can’t think of any reason NOT to bang my head on a wall in exasperation.
March 21
235 you know apparently I used this too cause this morning I was completely convinced that it was 236 days lol
March 22
234 I’m hungryyyy and I really want my mom to be a conjurer cause I really want some oatmeal cream pies…
March 23
233
March 24
232 💪🐹🦸♂️ MIGHTY HAMSTER!!!
March 25
231 when are the gonna make a kotlc movie?!??!?!?!!!!?!!!!!!?!!!!!?!!?!?!!?!??!!!???!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!?!!???!!?!?!!!!!?!!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
March 27
229 yayyyyyyyyyyyyy boooooooooo still many MANY conflicting emotions here the boil down to ‘it’ll prbly be great but not getting my hopes up till I read it’
March 28
228 That’s a big number. Why is that such a big number?! Why can’t it be a small number? It’s so big! The big number is big and I want it to be a smaller big numberrrrrrrrrr
March 29
227 ooops I almost forgot! But I didn’t so yayyyyyyyy
March 30
226 I literally own 83 books I haven’t read yet. I’m not sure why I’m fixating on the one that isn’t out yet. I should prbly get those read. But I want to read this one so I’m stuck. What do I doooooo???
March 31
225 happy Easter!!!!!!!! Hope y’all have a great day!
April 1
503 😭😭😭 I just found a post that said it’s being delayed a year! And it’s not even a real book!!! 😖 I hate Shannon. Anyway, happy April fools!
April 2
223 yeah not quite 503 sry! If I haven’t figured out why then u need to fix ur obviously broken iq
April 3
222 hehehe i love that number🤭 I’ve been waiting for that!
April 4
221 im tired of waiting. Waiting sucks. Maybe it would go faster if I count down the weeks? But then I would have to wait each week to write in here… I’ll try this Sunday. I just need to figure out how many weeks there are till this first lol
April 5
220 im sitting next to donuts and I can’t eat the donuts so all I can think about is donuts so byeee
April 7
218 days and I think 30 weeks
April 14
211 days 29 weeks!!! Doesn’t the weeks feel like it goes faster?!? Btw you should read Skyfall if you haven’t. It’s not the lost cities, but you can def tell Shannon messenger wrote it and makes you feel all happy… and it’s a really good way to get mad her for being stupid in a book she already wrote instead of being mad that she’s being stupid by not releasing THAT DARN BOOK ALREADY😭😭😭 it’s to longggggg. I feel bad for her daughter cause she is going to face an entire fandoms rage (I mean not that we won’t love her but still…)
April 23
203 or 202 and 28 weeks! So I figured out that it’s coming out on a Tuesday, so I decided that if I was going to go by weeks then I should update it every Tuesday. I can never decide if I like Tuesday or not… I mean when it’s Tuesday it’s no longer Monday and Monday is the worst. But you still have most of the week ahead of you. It’s the kind of day when you forget what day it is and wake up the next morning thinking it’s Friday. Idk I’m rambling.
But. Since kotlc is coming out on a Tuesday, im slowly warming up to it…
Ooooh fun thought! Can you picture Keefe getting a iPhone? 😂 he’d be like poking it and cursing and people would looking at him all weird…. And then! He would get like BeReal and it’d be HILARIOUS!!! Hehehehe I need to sleep lol
April 25
Special day!!!! EXACTLY 200 days! We’re getting there! Btw what do you think of the audiobooks? I can’t decide. (The keeper audiobook if you couldn’t tell)
April 28
197 Ahhhhhhhhhhh so I’m not sure but I think the cover came out!!!! I only saw it one thing but it looks legit!!!!! It’s bea. U. Ti. Ful!!!!!!
Here it is!!!
https://lost-cities-keeper.fandom.com...
Ahhhhhh my boy!!!! And who is the shady guy?!?! Theories plssssss
Oh btw my shady guy theory is that he’s Sophie’s father! Or maybe it’s not but WHAT IF SOPHIES BIOLOGICAL DAD IS HUMAN?!?!? OR AT THE VERY LEAST HIDING WITH THEM?!?! Idk…..!?
April 30
195 days and 27 weeks!
AHHHHH THE COVERRRRRRR GAHHHHHHH LIKE YOO GUYS REALIZE THIS IS THE LAST BIG THING WE GET BEFORE IT ACTUALLY COMES OUT!?!???!??!!!! ITS AMAZING AMAZING AMAZING AMAZING!!!!!!
May 7
188 days and 26 weeks🩰
I love all the theories… IDK Y I JUST LOVE THEM IT SOMEHOW MAKES IT SEEM LIKE MAYBE IT WILL COME OUT BUT LIKE THATS OBVIOUSLY A FUTILE HOPE CAUSE WHEN HAS SHANNON MESSENGER EVER BEEN THAT NICE?!!!
*spoiler* She hasn’t.
Im so tired of waiting………………………………………………………….
May 14
181 days & 25 weeks🫵👏🫶
Ok isn’t weird that’s there’s no MUSIC in the lost cities? Like they have to have the perfect singing voices cause elves are, you know, pretty much perfect in every other way, and yet all the music they have is Mia Songs sounds of nature or something. With all there sparkle and jewels and sparkles and light and sparkles, and aside from all the brokenness, it’s kinda viewed as a sunshine and puppies world, SO WHY DONT THEY HAVE MUSIC??? I love my music! Idk I’m weird it just seems like they should be singing and putting on concerts and stuff lol
May 22
ITS WEDNESDAY. I FORGOT. I AM A DISGRACE TO KEEPER!!!! O GOSHHH NO NOOOOOOOOO NO! GAH I SO MADDD AT MYSELF!!!
So it’s 173 days and 24 weeeeks well I mean less then that CAISE I FORGOT!!! I FEEL LIKE SOPHIE DOES EVERY TIME SHE REALIZES SHES MISSED SOMETHING AND MAKES A BIG MISTAKE. EXCEPT YOU KNOW, MINE ISNT LIFE OR DEATH…. I apologize for missing Tuesday I WILL DO BETTER!
May 28
167 days and 23 weeks. It’s 1:00 and there’s 4,029 hrs!
It’s NOT FAIR that Shannon messengers family is her family and prbly gets to read it before us! Maybe I’m secretly related to her… do you think she’d give me an early copy if I was???!
June 8thhhhhhhh
ITS SATURDAY. FRIGIN SATURDAY. I FORGOT UNTIL SATURDAY!!!! I would off the excuse that I spent a week at my grandparents and so it was rather easy to forget BUT IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR EXCUSES!!! THERE WAS NO RANT ABOUT HOW KEEFE AND SOPHIE REALLY REALLY REA REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY NEED TO STAY TOGETHER AND HOW WE WONT EVEN GET TO SEE IF THEY STAY TOGETHER CAUSE WERE GOING BACK IN TIMEwhich would be awesome if we could REALLY do that but since we can’t it’s annoying that that’s is what’s happening with the books!! BUT 😭😭😭
AND THEN
I HAD THE GALL
TO NOT
EVEN
GOVE YOU THE
DAYS
UNTIL YOU
READ
MY HORROR AND DESPAIR
AT MY
GENRAL
INCOMPETENCE
😱
😱
😱
OK
i currently don’t know the days WHICH IS DVEN WORSE GOVE ME A MIN
OKOKOKOK
22 weeks KINDA BUT NOT REALLY ITS ALMOST 21 SO YAYYY???! And 156 days
HOW DARE I IM PUTTING MY SELF TO BED WITH NO DINNER. ALSO IF YOU READ THIS TY AND IF YOH LOVE KEEPER YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND MY PAIN AND I TY FOR THAT
June 11
ITS TUESDAY AND I REMEMBERED!!!
154 days 21 weeks
AND THIS PROVES THAT SOPHIES THEROY OF GETTING BASICALLY NO SLEEP HELPS YOU REMEMBER THINGS AND STUFF CAUSE I AM SOOO TIRED… but YAAYAY KEEPER. Idk im running out of things to talk about lately…
It’s Friday. I thought I could remember at camp but I couldn’t and didn’t 😭
It’s June 21 and there is 143 days and 20 weeks. Quite honestly I haven’t had time to think about keeper cause I barely had time to sleep… so I’ll try to come up with a new theory by Tuesday!
June 25
It’s a Tuesday! I was sssooooo close to forgetting, it’s like 8:00 and I usually start bing watching Gilmore girls about now till I go to bed! All I came up with is a long list of places that you can sleep after getting home from camp
1. Doctors waiting room chair
2. At a camp fire with kids scream all around you
3. Smack dab in the middle of the living room floor
4. Bowling alley
5. My friends couch
6. I think that’s it… I would say I’m almost as bad as Sophie but Sophie NEVER sleeps but like in her free time I totally picture her falling asleep everywhere don’t you?
7. Oh! And several different times in the same 20 min car ride! Idk afterthoughts are weird
JULY 4
It’s freakin JULY already!!! It’s also a Thursday. Oops.
130 days and 18 weeks! Seeing 18 looks a lot better then 130 130 is just kinda depressing. Ah the mysteries of time.
I was thinking… this book is going to be difficult for her to write. She has to make us care and that’s going to be ESPECIALLY difficult if you don’t like Keefe. And I know a lot of pple are giving up on keeper, and I can’t blame them cause it is looonnnggg, but… it’s 4-5 hours of your life you know? What else is so important that you can’t give in and read the book that was the essence of your childhood? Idk I just think it’s silly to come all this way to give up. But it’s up to you! And if your still in love with keeper (as any sane 15 yr old would be, like duh!) then it is our solemn duty to get pple to see the sense in reading what they once adored!!! Yayyyyy (you can clap now😉👍)
July 16
118 days and 16 weeks!
Guyguysguygsguysguys!!! 18 more days then. It’s DOUBLE DIGITS!!! And double digits means we’re getting close AHHHHH!!! And you know how silveny can talk to Keefe now?
Ok my theory is that that’s going to be played up more… like maybe the thing that his mom did to him enhanced not just his abilities but also his mental strength so he’s like half telepath or something! So what if he can like hear snippets of human thoughts sometimes?!? It’s a cool theory but idk if I would like it if he could do that… it’s kinda Sophies thing y’know?
Oooh or what if…
I don’t have anything but one theory was just sad.
Oh actually!
Wait ok this isn’t REALLY a theory, just a thought; all the elves abilities seem stronger around humans because humans are weaker…
Don’t read this part if you haven’t read unlocked and stellerlune!!
…
… what would happen if Keefe gave a command to a HUMAN? Think about it… one word all but destroyed a bunch of crazy powerful ELVES and an ogre!! What would that do to a human brain? Or maybe human brains can’t pick up the different tone of voice he uses and so humans are safe and he can talk.
OOOH ANOTHER THOUGHT! Keefe isn’t talking AT ALL when he runs away, so how does he communicate in Human-land? There MUST be something weird about elvish abilities combining with humans. Maybe vespera was investigating something beyond ruthlessness…
I….
Missed
Two…
-I’m gonna scream-
WEEKS!
Two whole weeks…
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
There is ONLY 102 DAYS!!!! THREE MORE DAYS UNTIL DOUBLE DIGITS WHOOHOOOO!!! And 14 weeks!
Time is flyingggggg like IM STARTING SCHOOL IN TWO WEEKS KIND OF FAST WHYYYYYYYYY
SOPHIE DIDNT LIKE SCHOOL EITHER RIGHT? NO WAIT SHE WAS GOOD AT IT SO SHE DID SO WHAT KEEPER CHARACTER DIDNT CAUSE THAT MY NEW FAV
OK KEEFE AND MARELLA MAYBE?
But I’m homeschooled so it’s not to bad and I have time to be a bookworm😁
Buuut back to that fact THAT I DESERVE ALL THE SCORN FOR NOT DOING THIS IN TWO WEEKS OR MAYBE THREE NO ONLY TWO IM PRETTY SURE
Oh I forgot the date
It’s August 1. I don’t like that☹️
What’s the one thing you would change about keeper? I feel like Sophie needs to be a bit more human about losing her whole family. While she does cry and agonize over them I don’t think it’s played up enough and though there’s a feeling of belonging that she has with the eleves that she could’ve never had with humans she just settles into her new life so… easily maybe? Idk I was just think about how torn up I would be if I had someone ripped away with one choice I made, something irreversible, with out knowing the consequences first.
Ok that’s enough rambling. Have a good dayyyy!
